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Chuck: It was weird. I always thought that if I was gonna get tortured, it would be because I was withholding state secrets and Jack Bauer would just really need to know where the bomb was, you know? And it’s Jack Bauer, so I mean, I understand.
Baxter: Wait, so the lasers just talked at you?

Chuck: Mostly, but they did this, too.
[Chuck has “Lazerz ROOL, lulz” burned into his arm.]