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[Lasers shoot all around the room. They all have faces.]

Laser 1: Get ready for pain, n00b!
Laser 2: Yeah, idiot. We’re gonna pwn yr ass.
Laser 3: Pew Pew PEW!

Chuck: Seriously? Is the torture just that these lasers are annoying?
Mrifk: NEFARIOUSLY ANNOYING!

Mrifk: OH, AND THEY DO THIS.

[Lasers shoot at Chuck.]
Lasers: Woot! Woot! Woot!

[Chuck screams in pain.]