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Chuck: How DARE you?
Mrifk: HOW DARE I? I JUST TOLD YOU, I’M EVIL.

Chuck: I know you’re evil. I didn’t know you’re also a major league dick.

Chuck: When you declared yourself our overlord, I went along with it. When you mentioned that you had, quote: “slave farms”, I went along with it. Hell, I even put up with you getting Lady Gaga in my head for a damn week. But when a man bares his soul to you in the form of a delicious Turducken and you show up late claiming you’ve already eaten, that’s beyond the pale.

Mrifk: SILENCE!

Chuck: No. I will not silence, because you, sir, are a bad man.
Mrifk: I AM NO MAN. I AM AN OMNIPOTENT SPACE WIZARD. I AM THE TRUE RULER OF–

Chuck: God, you’re a cock.