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Baxter: So then, the sandworm babies fuse themselves to Mua’Dib’s skin, and he gets like really super strong and totally messes up the guys in that cave.

Xheng: Baxter. You’ve been relaying the plot of the Dune series to me for six hours. My higher brain functions are no longer active and I’m pretty sure my serotonin levels have dropped considerably.

Baxter: But how are you gonna read my fan fiction if you don’t know the lead-up?

[Later.]
Baxter: All he wants to talk about is science. He even said he thinks my Dune fan-fic is stupid! I kind of told him to stay out of my potatoes.

Chuck: Like I said, I’m your bestie forevz. Zheng is a sometimes friend.