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Baxter: So you’re really the President of China?
Zheng: Yes.
Chuck: Snap!

Baxter: Well what are you doing here?
Zheng: I commissioned the MSG-69. What are you doing here?

Chuck: We’re space cowboys!
Baxter: No, we’re United States Astronauts.
Chuck: We were Astronauts. Now we’re space cowbows, jackass.

Baxter: Why were you in that cupboard?
Zheng: I was hiding. There’s obviously something very wrong with the two of you.

Chuck: Were you hiding or were you BOGARTING THE LUNCHABLES?

Chuck: (Close up on Chuck’s face.) We want answers, dammit!