↓ Transcript Chuck [holding the pills]: I’m gonna go to the bathroom and get some water for these. Baxter: Shit yeah, gotta hydrate your glutes. I’ll join you. [In the bathroom, standing by Nancy (the toilet).] Baxter: Oh, man. This[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript Chuck: Hey, Bax. Whatcha doin? Baxter: Flexin’ my deltoids. I have this sneaking suspicion that wings will sprout from my shoulder blades if I stretch hard enough. Chuck: Yeah. Don’t do that. Can I take a look at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript [Baxter is wearing a headband, holding barbells.] Chuck: Wow, Baxi. Fierce headband. Baxter: Shut up, maggot. You’re making me plateau. Chuck: Uh, what? Baxter: Found the gym. Maxed my carbs. Got all kinds of pumped full of synergy.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript Baxter: So then, the sandworm babies fuse themselves to Mua’Dib’s skin, and he gets like really super strong and totally messes up the guys in that cave. Xheng: Baxter. You’ve been relaying the plot of the Dune series[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript Chuck: I’m sorry I flew off the handle there, Bax. I guess I’m just real sensitive about my haikus. Baxter: It’s okay, it’s easy to go a little stir-crazy in here. Chuck: How about we make up by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript Baxter: So did you apologize to Zheng? Chuck: More or less. Baxter: What does that mean? Chuck: I gave him a haiku and told him that he stinked. Baxter: *Sigh…* Haikus are Japanese. Chuck: [Shoves Baxter.] GETBACKINYOURCUPBOARDIHATEYOUYOUSTINK!
↓ Transcript Chuck: This whole time I thought she was teaching me Chinese. Turns out, I was teaching her English. Judy: Chuck not dong brain! Chuck not dong brain! Baxter: Incredible! She’s learning to speak English by listening to our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript Zheng: I honesty have no idea how the Earth got destroyed. My best guess is that the Large Hadron Collider did it. Baxter: Interesting hypothesis. Do you think that the discovery of the Higgs-Boson Particle caused a quantum-paradox[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript Baxter: So you’re really the President of China? Zheng: Yes. Chuck: Snap! Baxter: Well what are you doing here? Zheng: I commissioned the MSG-69. What are you doing here? Chuck: We’re space cowboys! Baxter: No, we’re United States[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript Baxter: So, what Schrödinger was basically saying is that if you place a cat in a box with a radioactive material and poison that’s released when the radioactive material decays, due to the principles of quantum mechanics, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…